japanese flatbread
when a man uses a rolling pin to flatten out his d-ck. once it’s paper-thin, he proceeds to fold it into an origami swan.
it’s very majestic.
kevin: hey, man i’m so sorry for running you over with my car! are you hurt badly?”
liam: “not really. you squished by d-ck, but that’s about it.
kevin: “f-ck man, that looks painful!”
liam: “whatever, this gives me an opportunity to practice the sacred art of the j-panese flatbread.”
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