Japanese Pixel Monster

the j-panese pixel monster, which can be abbreviated to jpm, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the j-panese p-rn which is available online. this sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. it then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. the most heinous aspect of the j-panese pixel monster is actually how -little- it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore p-rno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick sh-t). this can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue b-lls for the rest of the night.

evidently, the j-panese pixel monster is a product of j-panese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.
–example–

pervert: “so i was watching this awesome p-rno with two j-panese chicks cr-pping on each others’ chests… it was really hot, except when they went to do the close up—get this—the j-panese pixel monster came along and blurred out the girl’s -ss hole! can you believe that?? i could barely see the t-rd squeezing its way out.. so now i’m like… pssssht… what was even the point of all that build-up, ya know?”

friend: “dude, that’s f-cked up.”

pervert: “i know, right?!”

friend: “no, i mean i can’t believe you watch that sick sh-t.”

pervert: “oh..”

friend: “dude, i don’t think we can be friends anymore.”

pervert: “oh, i see……”