japanese pop-tart


a j-panese pop-tart is when you -j-c-l-t- in your partner’s b-tt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.
“yo man i gave d’amneesha the meanest j-panese pop-tart last night!”

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