japanese surprise
when your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. actually no one knows why, she can’t read anyway.
e: dude, i got a j-panese surprise this morning.
a: i hope she didn’t wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
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