Jaylan
jaylan is beautiful, skinny, short, outgoing, and very funny. if your not dating one, your missing out! girls get overly jealous of them, but they find the best ways to deal with it.
girl: ew look how ugly jaylans hair looks today! -thinks to herself- i wish mine looked more like hers.
friend: oh i know! -thinks to themself- your just jealous shut up.
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aflicted with being a dipwad wanna be player that thinks their own sh-t smells good. leaves a wake of broken hearts and a trail of std’s. beware of flattering conversation and pointed smiles. commitment and marriage repel it. that dude is jayteed. stay away from him, you might catch something.
- redante
1. to get super f-cked up 2. to describe something as bad-ss bro one: yo i got that zone and that white b-tch n-gg- bro two: smoke a blunt, blow some lines, time to get redante bro one: yo did you go to that party last night? bro two: h-ll yeah it was redante
- Redebilitated
having a disability come back. sometimes what some consider a cure is actually a cause of a disability. being rehabilitated and then plunging back into the abyss. it’s too bad that jason was redebilitated. yah, i thought everything was working out.
- Red Hallzy
a state of uncontrollable rage, brought on by continuous taunting and prodding. dude! stop making fun of his pong skills or he’ll become red hallzy!!
- squid pro quo
a thriving barter system in very isolated communities, involving the exchange of mollusks for other goods. that exchange was totally squid pro quo, i gave him some squid and he gave me some tentacle videos.