a person who punctures their entire tongue with gl-ss then french kisses people to death against their will.
known to be the most deadly -ssasins alive.
“i hired j-panese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for p-rnhub”
“hes training to become a j-panese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in detroit”
- charlie woodhead
a man who , although he’s a bit of a player, falls in love easily and takes forever to fall out. he has a large p-n-s and is the best at fingering! girl1:wow charlie woodhead got me so wet girl2: ikr he has such a big c-ck cjt: i’m jealous of him
a person who would rather stay inside and do nothing productive rather than go outside and actually do something useful. “jake is such a boxedcat,” says person 1, “i gave him an offer for movies and subway, but he’d rather stay at home and play his xbox.” person 2: what an -sshole jake is, he […]
a social media meltdown on twitter. donald trump is having another tweltdown
- republic of florida militia
a 3-member club of fat kids in tallah-ssee who work part time at local fast food franchises. they meet monthly in their parent’s bas-m-nts to discuss video games news and little known dungeon’s & dragons facts. after said meeting they dress in camouflage and -ssist the boy scouts of america in walking the sidewalks and […]
a rating, between medium and mediocre. saw star wars yesterday. it was a mediocrum movie.