Japanesian


a person who is j-panese. this word was created because… well, there’s no bl–dy noun form of j-panese, and i need some way to refer to my boyfriend…
the term “j-panesian” provides equal nounage for j-pan, so no j-panesian will ever feel as though they are not a person, place, thing, or idea.
germany- german
france- frenchy
j-pan- j-panesian
china- china(wo)man

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