japiemon
few have ever seen the j-piemon, and even fewer have lived to tell the tale, but one thing is for sure; this pyromaniac and the baroness of the snowman is relentless and will not yield its thirst for more nom until all have fallen.
so beware.
it strikes when you least expect it, but you’ll know. oh you’ll know and a chill will sliver down your spine as you hear in the dark night, the chilling call of the j-piemon, “jerp….jerpie…”
a j-piemon is on its hunt, run for your life.
watch out, it’s j-piemon.
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