japped
to get f-cked up by someone or something.
from the j-panese attack on pearl harbor.
dude, you got j-pped.
j-pped: verb – past tense. to be completely and totally surprised by an event. an event that takes you off guard. an event that you would normally expect to know about in advance. generally the event has some negative impact. although it has been reported as such; race has no bearing. in fact you can be “j-pped” by anyone or anything.
duck hunter #1: (referring to the ducks that just flew over his head from behind) “woah! those teal j-pped the h-ll out of us!”
duck hunter #2: “no sh-t! i didn’t see or hear them until they were 40 yards out over the decoys!”
spongebob: “squidward really j-pped us by inviting us on this cruise with him, huh patrick?”
patrick: “duhhhhhhh, what?”
1. to get screwed by someone or something, to totally get the wrong side of the deal.
2. when a j-panese person does something to you or to gain an advantage.
i got totally and utterly j-pped on that deal.
mr. woo totally j-pped his way to the top spot in the company.
when people throw paper air planes in your face.
“i can’t believe he j-pped me in cl-ss…the paper plane cut my face”
to be extremely high on speed.
dude was all j-pped out last night!
the act of suddenly getting thrown in a j-panese wizard (jiu-jitsu/wrestling)
usually because you were messing with, or making fun of the person j-pping you.
“haha nice haircut!”
“dude, do you wanna get j-pped?”
when a electronic device quits working or works in a way you dont like because it was made in j-pan or china in sweatshops and is constructed poorly.
tom- the stupid printer j-pped again
miss kowalski- what is that supposed to mean
tom- it’s a piece of sh-t foreign made garbage
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