a happy, sweet, and amazing jewish american princess.
why did i wait til after j-ppica’s birthday to wish her all the best?
- thug hunter
noun: a p-ssive white batty boi (qv) who seeks out straight active thugs who are highly s-xed and want to bust a nut all the time, irrespective of whether they do so in the mouth/-rs-/f-nny of a batty boi or a girl ross enjoyed the danger of being a thug hunter
- thumb d*ck
a word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby p-n-s with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb. f-ck you, thumb d-ck! you are hung like an infant! –noun (offensive) 1. a person with a p-n-s the size of a thumb. 2. a stupid, irritating, jack-ss. ftballrulz: wana […]
major, f-cking, head ache, co worker: hows your day? you: mfha! honey can you come get your mfha of a son please! your such a mfha! room mate: hey you want to help me move buddy? you: “mfha!”
a person who is s-xually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. some microphiles are also voraraphiles, s-xually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about. my younger sister is a total microphile! she swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!
1. one might say it is one thing. one might say it is another. 2. middleits are sure to cry. 3. people break up with middleits upon their exposure as a middleit. she is such a middleit! i’m breaking up with her.