japtard
j-ptard is a slang used to express those rough western kids who probably never went to j-pan but think they are j-panese. they speak some j-panese words they picked up in games and anime and are playing j-panese games in favor of all others to be l33t. also, if you say anything negative about j-pan you commit blasphemy and you don’t know what you are talking about, cuz j-pan rules and its anime, games and chicks are teh bestest! most j-ptards are found on anime boards but also on game boards from sites such as gamefaqs, as i found out i got moderated for using the word j-ptard. germlamer is fine, canadweep too, scandiloser.. aussie.. but j-ptard… nooooo!!!
you with your stupid j-panese hitokiriblabla nickname and cool kanji avatar = j-ptard! gtfo!!
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j-ptard
a stupid internet kid that uses bad j-panese to try and sound cool to their lamer friends, who are also inherently j-ptards.
“kawaii!!!1”
“stfu, j-ptard.”
a short, asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. j-ptards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they’re talking about when it refers to one of the 300 final fantasy video games they’re playing at the moment.
that j-ptard just did a roundhouse kick. he’s probably copying his favorite tekken character.
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