a fake jerk that says one thing and completely means another thing. will tell you one day that he loves you and the next break up with you.
jaqury is so full of sh-t that i can smell it every time he opens his mouth
a heccin loser named andres wow, pizzazleness beat me at pokemon again. what a heccing loser.
an absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like. oh wow! did you say your name is amarea? that makes sense.
- fell papyrus
fell papyrus is the evil version of normal papyrus from undertale. he is an extreme -ss to his brother. person 1: he is so rude person 2: yea he is fell papyrus
- the uncoordinated sphinx
the majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain’t the case. however, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time. the uncoordinated sphinx caught a touchdown p-ss from the lampost. he truely is the goat runningback.
when you’re performing oral s-x on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you’re unsure whether to carry on or stop i was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle