Jar Daddy
basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa…… usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of ptsd. doesnt ask for money just f-cking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . no words just looked at me with his mouth open. i was like you need something jar daddy!?
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