Jaraldeen Peeves
h-m-s-xual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man s-x and r-mm-ng out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.
pete: ( walks into mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
jim: he must be a jaraldeen peeves. lets get outta here.
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