Jarathon
a day spent watching films featuring jared leto.
a jarathon is only a jarathon is there are five or more jared leto films being watched. any less than five is called a letofest.
“hey…fancy a jarathon?”
“h-lll yes! do we have enough films?”
“ummmm, no…we’ll have to have a letofest instead.”
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