Metrophiliac


to be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.
according to the adam carolla podcast with alison rosen, “bald” bryan bishop, and guest a.j. mclean. (02/10/2014)

adam: dr. drew used to have s-x with the cadaver he was -ssigned.

bryan: with men & women?

adam: either

alison: well, when you’re dead, a hole is a hole.

adam: just like how in prison, you’re not gay when you do it.

a.j.: so he was more of a metrophiliac?

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