jared and courtney


verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

a: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

b: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks
guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they’re totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow… there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there

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