jared clarke
one who… eats geese p–p for 5 dollars, turns girls lesbian upon eye contact, gets the swat team called on him by his own mother for a fake gun, goes strictly after soph-m-re toes, is an addict for every drug that you can think of, has a small p-n-s with a skin tag while also being proud of his size, and is serverly addicted to every type of vaporizer machines.
look at that block, it’s jared clarke trying to get that soph-m-re toe again.
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