Jared Fogle
add in subway commercials, he used to be a fat-ss eating big macs and fried b-tter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. subway is one of my favorite restaurants but jared makes subway look like curves.
jared fogle: hey i lost weight eating subway
me: u lying dipsh-t (feeds jared some fried candy bars)
jared fogle: nooooooooo
fugly b-st-rd that does commercials for subway. used to wear 60-inch pants. very selfish. came to my school to talk us into eating subway. now i’m not even ever going to try it.
only became a celeb (if you could even call him one) because he wanted a sandwich and got hooked.
whenever he goes to schools to talk kids into wasting their money on sh-tty sandwiches, he brings police with him. “oooh, help me, the middle schoolers are going to beat me up. ooh, help me help me.”
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-beats him up-
jared fogle is a bad name to a former fat-ss. needs to die. then die in the afterworld. then die in the afterworld of the afterworld. then die in the afterworld of the afterworld of the afterworld. then die in the afterworld of the afterworld of the afterworld of the afterworld. then screw his mom.
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