a total hottie. one who every girl wants. has the sweetest abs and biggest d-ck. the man of your dreams. if you’re laughing it because you’re jealous you don’t have one of your own.
did you see him walk by? hes so hot he reminds me of jaren!
the most amazing kid on the planet!!! except when he cuts off his cats whiskers and makes her fall off roofs. one of the sweetest little ninja that you will everrr meet:).
did you see that guy playing with those unicorns…he is a total jaren!!!
a walking wikicyclopedia who knows random facts about all and everything. same jaren that is referred to in the definition of “jaren’s mom”
you act like you know it all, you must be a jaren.
- winter pouch
that little extra fat you acc-mulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. resembles being 3 months pregnant. d-mn it’s almost bikini season! gotta work on losing my winter pouch.
- in a brick
it’s so simple. it just means “in a long time” or “in a while”. i haven’t had that candy in a brick. let me have some.
typically a gorgeous women with a lot of strength, love, and positivity. has beautiful silky hair and a smile that will brighten any mans day. can be a little sensitive and has no problem with being a suga-mama! “d-mn sedarha! that -ss is looking right!” “sedarha be that b-tch you do not want to mess […]
- zach ham
is a f-cking f-ggot man i dont want to be a zach ham
- joey kemp
p-ssyslayer that is very pr-ne to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2. he’s very salty, he must be joey kemp.