JarFarter
a person whom farts into a jar and seals it as a hobby. jars may vary but pickle jars are typically preferred. flatulence can also be ranked by level of “stank”.
person 1: woah dude, why do you have a shelf full of empty jars?
person 2: dont worry about it.
person 1: -internal monologue- “i wonder if he’s a jarfarter”
person 2: so, you wanna know what’s in those jars?
person 1: no thank you.
(noun) usually pertaining to catholic and jewish girls. it is a catholic or jewish girl who cant lose her virginity, and since she cant f-ck with her p-ssy, she f-cks with her -ss, thus enlarging it to a point that when she farts it makes a noise emulating the sound of someone blowing into a jar.
1st: so whats your girlfriend?
2nd: shes a jew…
1st: you mean a jarfarter?!?!
3rd….”whoooo!”
2nd: what was that?
1st: your girlfriend.
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