jarnutz
a f-cking r-t-rd who tries to be funny but fails incredibly. very sociable but that trait is easily counteracted by their inability to stay good friends with someone. they often fake laughs and smiles to fit in, causing them to look like a utter r-t-rd
jarnutz- -exists-
literally everyone- i f-cking hate my life can someone please just erase jarnutz from existance
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