Jarod
the hottest, sweetest, silliest guy in the world. often times originating from alaska, with the cutest smile and laugh ever. would make any girl feel like the luckiest in the world. for sure the most handsome usually attracts californians
i want to marry me a jarod- for sure.
1. the act of trying to make sure that people know that you are right because you are usually right.
2. to be all encomp-ssing, well rounded, well accomplished
sally: “what is the capital of idaho?”
jim: “may?”
bob: “boise?”
sally: “i think it is boise as well.”
bob: “it’s boise.”
jim: “yeah, that’s right, boise”
bob: “that’s the answer boise, that’s what i said.”
sally: “yes, we know you are correct bob, you don’t have to pull a jarod.”
2. he is the ceo of a large corporation, a volunteer coach in 2 sports and still spends most days with his family. we don’t know how he does it, he’s truly a jarod.
jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. he is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. sometimes, you aren’t looking for a laugh, well jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. no matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. he puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. he is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world…
jacob: you really like him, don’t you tori?
tori: of course, i love jarod with every bit of my being!
jarod is a world-cl-ss -n-s tickler who storms around the country in a tornado like movement tickling everybody’s -n-s that he crosses paths with.
sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
but most importantly, jarod is a world-cl-ss pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
random guy: owch did you just slap my b-tt?
other random guy: lol nope, that must’ve been jarod
the subway diet spokesperson.
kevin: “hey i’m running to subway, anybody want something?”
nick: “subway??? again?? since when did you become jarod anyway???
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