jaronmiddleton
any father that puts his kids first, who is loved by many and would give the shirt off his back for a stranger, but in the end his life is cut short by a irresponsible action by another person, like a drunk driver. r.i.p.
remember jaronmiddleton!? don’t drink and drive it can take someone’s father, brother, son, uncle, nephew, or best friend before they are supposed to go.
get a mug for your mama nathalie.
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