martinizing
the act of making a faux pas, or making a complete -ss of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. often very hilarious.
“but then i started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. again”
a through banging brought forth by a member of the martin family
a chick i know had a 1 hour martinizing session
adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.
we had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.
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