Jarrett

jarrett’s are the most loving and caring people in the whole world. everyone loves them and they make great friends. if you have one for a boyfriend then you are probably one of the luckiest girls in the world as they are smart, funny and totally hot. they can be confusing and quite stubborn but they would totally stick up for there friends in someone messed with them. great kissers and even greater in bed!
girl1 – i really like that guy over there, who is he?!

girl2 – thats jarrett!

girl1 – he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!

girl2 – duh!! he’s coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for ‘tonight’!

girl1 – wait what? (thinking – god i hope he’s good in bed!)
a boy who’s name is often misheard as “jared” or “garrett”.
what’s your name?
jarrett.
what’s that? jared?
it’s jarrett.
oh, garrett.
no.
form of jared meaning one who rules, courageous with spear, spearman. jarrett’s are normally people who are too nice and make other people hate them because they are so nice. they like to buy shoes and big tvs, does not know how to cook, monkey pinch people and like to go to cuddle parties. a jarrett is very freaky and likes to put his king kong in people’s trunks. hence meaning of name; spearman.
that guy is really jarrett!

1. one who will eat everything in sight

2. one who can own at halo

3. one who will continue to say “you know what? alright? you know what? alright? you know what?…”

4. one who drinks smart water
wow man… look at that jarrett over there… he went up to get food once and they’re all out now
jarrett’s will always make you laugh and smile. they are not afraid to be themselves and they are great people. very few people hate him and many get annoyed with him. he’s very silly.
that yoga instructor is so a jarrett!!
1) to turn an otherwise routine activity into a complete and utter debacle;2) to destroy or lose an expensive item, often in an extremely hilarious manner; 3) to graciously put ones self in a precarious situation for the sake of his friends’ amus-m-nt.
1) wow, you really jarrett’d that boom box.

2) man, that blackberry is so old you might as well jarrett it.

3) what do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! can’t we just do this without jarretting it all up.
someone who plays a girl, dates a different girl, and hooks up with an even different girl all in the same night. too bad he is the lowest of the low.. sc-mmiest of the scrum. he is a flaming t-rd ball from the planet of stupidity.

he tells you exactly what you want to hear so you dont get upset, too bad one look at his face makes your wanna barf.
stay away from him, his charming att-tude will real you in, along with every other girl in your neighborhood and your best friend. too bad he ate your dog, he eats everything in sight, so dont leave anything out unattended including your ipod, cellphone, or your mom! but he may go for her too, he goes for anything he can get, ’cause it ain’t much.
that p–perscooper is one bad nut! stay away or he may infect your heart and break you down at the worst times.
p.s. never trust a guy who puts statuses about breaking up with a girl on facebook, there is a high possibilty he will be in deep dog cr-p because she will most likely see it.
jarrett is such a player, he hooked up with my sister and two of my friends.

jarrett ate my cat.

susie:jarrett is such a player!
jenny: tell me something i dont know! he told all of facebook he was gonna break up with me before me!