jarvis probe


any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
“dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart – what a jarvis probe.”

“agent k banged that girl without a condom. what a jarvis probe!”

“i should have gone to med school – there are just too many jarvis probes in law school.”

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    to be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. this especially applies to hookers. that hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. i just got jarvised!

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    what you say after you call someone a n—– ohh, i am sorry for calling you that, i was just jarshin

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    a f-ckin chinese b-tch with no p-n-s hey u are a raymond chiu!haha


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