jarvital


the feeling you get in any one of your body parts when donald j. trump is about to win the republican nomination, and ultimately, the united states presidency.
person 1: “did you hear bernie sanders lost to hillary clinton in the primary?”
person 2: “yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by donald trump gives me a jarvital breast.”
person 1: “me, too. are you up for a salad?”

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