a jaryl is a knowledgeable, but very annoying kind of walking encyclopedia. he will know at least 1 more fact more than you in any category, even ‘optimal ways to scrubbing underarm wrinkles’.
jaryls tend to be quite skeletal but do not let their weak stature fool you. they can still grow plenty of hair on top of their skull faces.
once you establish a deeper connection with a jaryl, it will unlock his other abilities, including but not limited to quoting lines from obscure movies, extreme video-gaming and chain-smoking like a bad-ss. be careful when handling a jaryl in this mode.
stop being such a jaryl and shut up!
i just lost to that guy in a trivia, he was quite a jaryl.
- Maroa-Forsyth Trojans
the best all-around sports team in illinois. starting at middle school, 95% go to state or regionals, all the way up to high school. many trojans go on to be famous athletes, playing in the nfl, nba, and even on olympian teams! princ-p-l: it’s a great day for a bunch of everyone: maroa-forsyth trojans! princ-p-l: […]
- Joe Biden
the next vice president of the united states. joe biden will become the next vice president of the united states when he and future president barack obama are elected into the white house. better than sarah palin. joe biden > sarah palin the future 47th vice president of the united states, joe biden is the […]
- bunny muncher
a content short bubbly person that perches and chews food she ate that carrot like a bunny muncher a female, with a slot in her teeth for sucking things through. she sucked spaghetti through her teeth like a bunny muncher. noun or adjective. 1. one who munches on bunnies 2. a self-righteous foodie or urban […]
- miserable failure
see: george w bush or f-cktard man, that guy was a miserable failure. the phrase that when typed in google, would direct to the biography of george w. bush using a method called google bombing. this has also been used with “waffles” directing to john kerry. man, you have to see what happens when you […]
a white gal with a black gal’s booty. d-mn! did you see the janetta in the yellow hot pants?