jason bateman
an actor who is known for his role as michael bluth in “arrested development”. he was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in “teen wolf too”.
me: you got the tickets?
my sister: for what?
me: the dodgers game
my sister: oh to see jason bateman
me: yeah
my sister: you know he’s married with kids
me: d-mn!
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