Jason Bourne

jason charles bourne is a fictional character and the protagonist of a series of novels by robert ludlum and subsequent film adaptations. he first appeared in the novel the bourne ident-ty (1980), which was adapted for television in 1988. the novel was very loosely adapted in 2002 into a feature film under the same name and starred matt damon in the lead role.
jason bourne has a tormented past, which continues to influence him throughout his lifetime. jason bourne is but one of many aliases used by david webb. webb is a career foreign service officer and a specialist in far eastern affairs. before the events in the bourne ident-ty, webb had a thai wife named dao and two children named joshua and alyssa in phnom penh, the capital of cambodia. webb’s wife and two children were inadvertently killed during the vietnam war when a fighter plane strayed into cambodia, dropped two bombs and strafed a spot near the mekong river. however, unknown to bourne, joshua survived. due to cambodia’s neutrality in the war, every nation disclaimed the plane, and, therefore, no one took responsibility for the incident. having nothing left to live for, webb went to saigon and, under the careful guidance of alex conklin, ended up training for an elite top secret special forces unit called medusa. within that select organization webb was known only by his code name, delta one.
see: bad-ss
character from the books the bourne ident-ty, the bourne supremacy, and the bourne ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. a (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. though he actually dislikes killing, and has only -ss-ssinated one man–the name of whom i won’t spoil–he’s the best at what he does.
not to be confused with david webb, the mild-mannered college professor from maine.
the most bad-ss amnesiac ex-agent you’ll ever meet. can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple -rg-sms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.
some dude: “you really don’t remember do you?”
jason bourne: “wtf like for the 20th time, no!”
a man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of -ss in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy x.
btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called “the bourne ident-ty”
man: we need to eliminate jason bourne, as in , yesterday.
-ss-ssin: right, im on it -blam-
man: h-lloooo? -ss-ssin? ……
to make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common p-ssage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.
robert: “did you see dylan already leave work today? it’s only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty.”

bradley: “i think he jason bourned it five minutes ago. sometimes he takes the stairs so n-body sees him going through the main lobby.”
as in to finish something of great importance, that is also very close to completion.
man1: i think we should take a quick break before we get to the halfway point.

man2: no man, let’s just jason bourne, this right now.
(verb). the act of waking up suddenly, and jumping out of bed while simultaneously saying or thinking “where am i?”, or “who am i?”. usually occurs after a night of hammerdrunkedness.
wow, i really jasonbourned this morning when i woke up on the dumpster.
jason bourne is a kick -ss former cia op, until he got amnesia and lost one mission. after that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) oh did i mention hes in three movies: the bourne ident-ty, the bourne supremacy, and the bourne ultimatum.) his birth name is david webb, the cia named him jason bourne. his girlfriends name was marie. he also killed alot of people
person 1- do you know who the kick -ss guy was in the bourne ultimatum?
person 2- yea, his name was jason bourne.