Jason Haddad


a completely stupid -ss jerk, aka the next jacob sartorius, aka the next justin bieber. a normalf-g who seeks attention on instagram. some idiot who made a fake profile of a girl from his school. he sent kidnap threats to a couple of girls online, too.

also goes by “john zelcs”
girl 1: i hate jason haddad.
girl 2: i agree, he’s an -sshole.

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