Jason Statham
when an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, cut-scene to railing out the woman with 80’s rock blaring in the background.
dude! you totally jason statham’d that chick last night! do you even remember her name?
the most bad -ss man alive. known for being awesome and having s-x with any woman he wants. also known for his roles in the transporter films and crank.
“dude! jason statham is awesome!”
british actor but not your f-ggy tea sipping brit. he’s one of the baddest motherf-ckers in the world. in fact, he’s considered by many to be chuck norris successor for the “manliest man in the world” t-tle.
one of the few dudes it’s okay for straight men to have a crush on.
if you punch jason statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
an ultimate bad-ss. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your -ss with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham -ss-kicking. chuck norris prays to jason statham before going to bed.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father’s father, jason statham. please watch over me.
the people who say this prayer never die…
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