JAT
jat is a game played with friends when out at a pub or club. partic-p-nts take turns creating as accurate as possible theories about strangers, and as the night goes on, see whose theories come true. jatting is the verbalizing of the theories, and once you have created a theory about someone, you have jatted them.
boy 1 – “let’s jat that guy and two girls over there!”
boy 2- “okay, i think the two girls will make out at some point in the night”
girl- “needless to say they will be shafting the f-ck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in”
1.) jat (pr-nounced “hat”): the act of laughing hard, to the point of producing phlegm. reminiscent of ralph kramden (the honeymooners).
2.) jose carlos abril laughing uncontrollably; possibly spurting whatever he’s drinking out from his nose.
3.) simple, wholehearted, innocent laughter, having nothing at all to do with either j-zz or defecation.
“i jat whatever a squirrel p-sses by…i sometimes jat three times a day, jat jat jat!…oops!”
vb. to jat oneself – when one is so s-xually excited that they simultaneously -j-c-l-t- and defecate, (etymology: a cross between j-zzed and shat)
“man, that stacey slater is so fit when i see her i pure jat myself”
“jesus alan, did you just jat yourself?”
jat is a word which signifies that the person was just owned, destroyed, humiliated, embarr-ssed, or outright made a b-tch. it is done with a patting motion of the hand, the arm extended fully if possible, toward the subject of the jat, be it oneself or someone else. the hand is waved up and down multiple times while saying jat.
“holy sh-t i just got owned on my test.”
“jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.”
“oh f-ck i think i lost my wallet.”
“jatjatjatjatjatjat.”
“i asked a girl out last night – she told me to f-ck off.”
“jat.”
“just about the s-x.” although professing more, a relationship that never evolves outside the bedroom. often one or both partners are in other relationships, but continue because the s-x is terrific.
“she is a great girl but really its jats”
a single jatz biscuit.
i devoured the entire box of jatz, one jat at a time.
a mixture of j-zz and shat. like when something amazes you.
“holy sh-t! that song was bad-ss. i just jat myself!”
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