jizz breathing dragon


when someone performing oral s-x spits the male’s own -j-c-l-t–n into their face.
“man, just when i thought i got a nice bj, this hood rat gave me the j-zz breathing dragon. my eyes nearly got stuck shut.”

“call me a sick b-st-rd, but i was hoping i’d get a j-zz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. i wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous.”

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