Jaundiced Jesus
1) non-elected leader of a small group of sl-ttish “disciples”, sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in staines high street/ old ladies in romford.
2)non-elected leader of a small group of sl-ttish “disciples”, sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside staines kfc. the heady scent of charlie bodyspray and second hand f-g smoke was quite overwhelming.
2 – i hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwh-r-s to take her to ibiza on his yacht. i wonder what cup size she’ll come back as?
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