jauron
jauron is fat, he only eats mcdonalds and he needs to lose some weight. he lips be chapped all the time and needs some f-ckin carmax. he smells like burger grease.
jauron s nickname is big mackey
a fat kid who needs to stop eating big macs and should be called big show because everyone is entertained when he walks in cause they are so surprised of how fat he is… he is probably at mcdonald’s as you read this.
you are eating like jauron.
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