JAUWG
how’s it hangin’ jauwg, find a job yet? no man, i applied to work at six flags, but all of the 40 year old jauwgs got there first. what’s an 18 year old jauwg supposed to do for money these days? i donno man, have you tried asking your dad if you can work for him at his company jauwg?
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