java zoned
when you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. and she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.
person: dude! i told jessica i liked her the other day!
bro: how’d it go?
person: she java zoned me….
bro: that was not cool bra.
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