Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome


similar to “carpal tunnel syndrome”: pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. caused by excessive jerking-off.
dude, i can’t even grip the computer mouse – too much wacking-off last night. sh-t – i think i have jerkal tunnel syndrome!

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