javal
to javal someone – to throw a bicycle at someone over the course of a merciless beating, and then to shank them with a sharp object.
the term originates from a fellow named javal who beat up a girl who owed him a dimebag, and then threw a bicycle at her. she inquired, “is that all ya got!?”. enraged, he dashed into the nearest house of a complete stranger, retrieved a butcher’s knife, and proceeded to stab her to death, 72 times.
-“good morning terrance, have you seen stacey today?”
-“nah man, b-tch got javaled last night for smokin’ mr. jefferson’s weed!”
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