Midget Tossing


to literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
sam picked up little gino and threw him to mike. “i love midget tossing!”
the act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. raul call frodo and lets go midget tossing. 2. i didn’t want get slimed by that carp so i tossed his midget -ss back into the water. 3. that midget looked cute until i tried to pick it up so i tossed i just tossed it.

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