the most awesome person that there is

person 1 : your so awesomee
a kind of bomb that is used specifically to explodes little children.
i can’t believe those terrorists put that javan on the school bus.
to obsess, or someone that obsesses, about fantasy football trades and submit multiple trades to everyone in your league on a daily basis.
we have a new owner in our league and i think he might be a javan.

this guy is javaning me to death, i have three trade proposals from him every day.
a verb that means to accelerate in one’s car while the p-ssenger is still entering, with one foot inside and the other outside the car.
driver: iight, so we’re hitting up d.c right?

p-ssenger: yeah, hold on lemme get in

driver (steps on the accelerator pedal): iight, let’s jet

p-ssenger: ey don’t javan me!

driver: oh my bad, i thought you was in.
to catch ones vomit in ones hands after downing tequila.
man i did a javan, look at this water pizza in my hands…

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