Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat
a male oriented phrase describing a heteros-xual male performing c-nn-l-ng-s, or other s-xual acts, on a lesbian. sn-tch being slang for v-g-n-. it comes from the popular phrase “sn-tching victory from the jaws of defeat.” which is to succeed under unlikely circ-mstances.
mike really was jawing victory from the sn-tch of defeat when he f-cked that lesbian the other night. who saw that coming?
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