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• Bitchmeal

  the true whale hunter he’s know to be very annoying and hunt with his mighty harpoon for the largest whale at the party oh no there’s ish the b-tchmeal don’t let him harpoon that girl she’s bigger than the one at the last party

• Titstruck

  when your big breasted woman slaps you with her heaviest t-t. it can happen during intercourse, or just because she’s that big. last night my saggy wife t-tstruck my face while she was on top of me. it was a turn on in a way, but they do hurt!

• Swipe n' Wipe

  the act of optimizing one’s time on social media while using the toilet. originally discovered for tinder, hence the ‘swipe’, but can be applied to the use of any social media platform. when paul’s mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning swipe n’ wipe.

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