jaydog


a dog of the jaydon variety. origin and pedigree are unknown as they tend to exhibit features characteric of asian animals (small eyes) as well as african (curly hair). habitat varies, but they tend to be concentrated in the carlingford/epping area, or similar asian ghettos. can also be found congregrating around any basketball courts, most famously the renowned loftus. despite their small stature, they are exceptional athletes, with the driving ability of derrick rose and the jump shot of rajon rondo. generally display human characteristics (bipedal) but under pressure (defended aggresively) often revert to their dog-like tendecies, crawling on all fours and panting. also watches korean drama and has a s-xy man bag.
teacher:are we missing anyone?
r-t-rd: no one. except a dog of the jaydog variety.
teacher:…

person : hey lets loftus.
jaydog: nah f-ck ya. i gotta watch dream high.
person: f-cking jaydog.
a somewhat short felon who wears his sungl-sses on his forehead.
i saw that jaydog getting h-ssled by the po po
a person who is determined to be anything or anyone he wants to be or do
oh he is such a jaydog

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