jayed
the feeling of disapointment when you seagull a philip
man i was jayed the philip loved it
the s-xual phenomena when, after giving a girl an -n-l creampie, she face sits and your sperm falls out of her -sshole and onto your face, meaning that you gave yourself a facial. after accidentally discovering this, the eponymous jay proceeded to inform the m-sses of his discovery in order to prevent future victims.
guy 1: dude i had -n-l last night!
guy 2: noice!
guy 1: nah dude, i got jay’ed.
guy 2: sh-t, yo, that bites.
guy 1: have you ever got jay’ed before?
guy 2: yes 🙁
a term for getting drunk, hammered, severely wasted, etc. beyond all recognition. the kind of drunk you will feel the remnants of for the next two days!
a five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting jayed…you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. you still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the p–p fairy out. your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. any attempt to take a dump after getting jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘floater’ thrown in. the sole purpose of this ‘floater’ seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your -ss. death sounds pretty good right about now.
stacey: ‘ wanna go out tonite and get completely jayed?!’
ali: ‘man, i went out last weekend and got sooo jayed that i was hungover for the next two days following!!’
meens u will be “beat-up” or “hurt” by someone
talk to me like that and u will get jayed by my crew
when some sob takes the last of the coffee at work and doesn’t make another pot. this person usually leaves a thin layer of coffee in the pot, just to p-ss you off.
skids just jayed me, d-mn!
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