a s-xual orientation in which people show love and affection to the jordan shoe brand. they buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. if their jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about jays.
anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he’s in love with them. maybe he is a jays-xual
- jimmy goat
like a billy goat, but can’t bleet. when this happens, you get goat screaming memes. a jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. inspired by the fict-tious character jimmy valmer from south park. “look at this goat screaming video! it’s hilarious!” “oh yeah, that’s a […]
overweight gay man who eats out of garbage cans and lives in a house with a doll house joefatbottombadig is fatter than william howard taft if he was still alive
“i don’t want to talk to you” (usually used in instant messaging) tom: hi jessie: idwttty
a jealous f-g, often a friend, someone you may know, teacher, really someone you don’t like that’s jealous. miranda is such ajellyf-g ,she keeps trying to get with my man she needs to understand he don’t like her.
the s-xiest soccer girl you will ever meet. she’s athelitic, smart, funny, and caring. if you ever come across a jaselyn, grab onto her and never let her go because you will never find another girl who will love you as unconditionally as a jaselyn. jaselyn is the nicest, sweetiest, most caring girl i’ve ever […]