Jayvell
the most amazing girl in the world. you can’t help but smile when you’re around her and she automatically lights up a room! she’s not the tallest girl around but she has the biggest heart imaginable! a singing voice of an angel and a smile that will make you melt where you stand
bro, i would kill to be with a jayvell!
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