jay~walking
(verb) when you decide to yourself “aw f–k the man, i’m going to smoke a joint and take a nice long stroll.” if you go on such an outing, it is advised to go sometime during the odd hours of the night/early morning when no one is around. this of course insures the full enjoyment of set stroll without the needless worry of attracting any unwanted attention.
after a long day of cl-sses, papers, and general bs, i decided that it was time to go jay~walking. at around 3 am, i set out to find my campus had turned into a complete ghost town. as i strode along uninterrupted i was able to take in everything around me without the fear of being apprehended by any pestering bystanders or worse, the authorities.
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